Monday 15 April 2013

More cushion for the pushin'?

Men. Will we ever understand them? Personally I think not. I have no idea why, such intricate creations can be so dense. Will we ever know why they have power trips? Why they try to make them selves 90 percent muscle? Why they are so happy to use a girl, then drop her for a different model, yet expect pity of others when it happens to them?
Well personally, the kind of guy I am after is Eddie from the rocky horror picture show, and is his actor, Meatloaf. A
proper man. Chubby, talented, a rocker, that has a soul and is up for a laugh. I miss the days that guys used to be like that. Old fashioned and so un-perfect they are, well perfect. A guy was admired for his flaws, it made him unique. These days? Everyone fits into a group, or a stereo type, and anyone who steps out of them is a freak. Well pass me a chubby, old fashioned "freak" over any of these chavs, geeks or players any day.
Men should be there to rely on, rest your head on his shoulder, and know that he would kick anyone ass for hurting you. Not in the way guys start fights in the street, but in the way that no one would dare to come by, as they new you were his. Back in the day, this was how it was. No one feared that un-perfect man on the motorbike, but yearned for him.
Which leads me to another point. When did chubby guys become so unappealing? Is it just me that would still choose the chubby guy in the leather jacket over the guy in trackies? I mean women, you expect men to love you when you are chubby, why isn't that returned? I mean I find nothing more attractive than a chubby guy who can own a room, than that moody skinny guy that sits in the corner all mysterious.
I believe that all of these romance books have scarred our thoughts, I don't think I have read one that mentions a guy that has put on a few pounds and still rocks a leather jacket. Some of you may argue with me and say that thin guys are attractive, and i'm not saying they aren't. Each to their own; but I honestly think that the chubby old fashioned rocker has gone out of style, to be replaced with a modern version that has been on a diet. Quite frankly i'm sad.
I will continue to search for my Eddie, (although if you have seen the film, I don't want him to be murdered by a transvestite, if you haven't...go and watch it now!), or even my meatloaf.

Besides what is it they say? More cushion for the pushing!

Chann


If you are curious about the role he plays in The rocky horror picture show, go watch the film I urge you! It's so oddly fun, and you might just see what I mean.